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| 3 hours ago | Truman Capote | | "Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go." |
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| Yesterday | Pietro Aretino | | "If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them." |
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| Jun 17, 2013 | Samuel Beckett | | "What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes." |
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| Jun 16, 2013 | Dick Cavett | | "If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you." |
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| Jun 15, 2013 | Cary Grant | | "Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops." |
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| Jun 13, 2013 | Charles Kettering | | "My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there." |
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| Jun 12, 2013 | Jack Benny | | "I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either." |
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| Jun 11, 2013 | Laurence J. Peter | | "If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?" |
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| Jun 10, 2013 | Alex Haley | | "Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help." |
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| Jun 9, 2013 | Delmore Schwartz | | "Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you." |
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| Jun 8, 2013 | Leo Durocher | | "I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?" |
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| Jun 7, 2013 | W. C. Fields | | "If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon." |
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| Jun 5, 2013 | Ogden Nash | | "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." |
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| Jun 4, 2013 | Mason Cooley | | "Cure for an obsession: get another one." |
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