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| Today | John Steinbeck | | "A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it." |
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| Yesterday | George Carlin | | "In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first." |
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| May 19, 2013 | Douglas Adams | | "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." |
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| May 18, 2013 | Cavett Robert | | "If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one." |
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| May 17, 2013 | Charles M. Schulz | | "I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time." |
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| May 16, 2013 | George Carlin | | "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." |
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| May 15, 2013 | Agatha Christie | | "An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her." |
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| May 14, 2013 | Groucho Marx | | "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." |
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| May 13, 2013 | Margaret Mead | | "Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." |
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| May 12, 2013 | Gracie Allen | | "When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half." |
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| May 11, 2013 | Henny Youngman | | "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." |
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| May 10, 2013 | Mark Twain | | "All generalizations are false, including this one." |
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| May 9, 2013 | Mae West | | "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." |
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| May 8, 2013 | Wernher von Braun | | "Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." |
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| May 7, 2013 | Groucho Marx | | "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" |
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| May 6, 2013 | Joey Adams | | "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing." |
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